QOTW: Mathematicians are like Frenchman…

“Mathematicians are like Frenchmen; if you talk to them, they translate it into their own language, and then it is immediately something quite different.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

QOTW: Erdős on Ramsey Theory

Aliens invade the earth and threaten to obliterate it in a year’s time unless human beings can find the Ramsey number for red five and blue five. We could marshal the world’s best minds and fastest computers, and within a year we could probably calculate the value. If the aliens demanded the Ramsey number for red six and blue six, however, we would have no choice but to launch a preemptive attack.

Paul Erdős

QOTW: Bonds of Hell

Quote of the Week beings you a thoughtful or humorous maths quote every week. -ish.

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians [...] The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

St Augustine of Hippo